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Mere pati aaloo lene gaye :

Patni: Inspector ji, kal mere pati aaloo lene gaye , ab tak ghar nahi laute
Inspector: To tum kuch aur kyun nahi bana leti


Aapne pichli job kyun shodi

Interviewer: Aapne pichli job kyun shodi
Santa: Kyun ki company shift ho gayi aur mujhe pata nahi ki kaha shift hui


Bollywood – Hollywood Exam Mein


Has mat pagali


मजाक की भी एक हद होती है यार

मजाक की भी एक हद होती है यार

मैं लड़की के साथ डेट पर था और मेरे दोस्त ने उसके सामने आकर बोला

“कल वाली ज्यादा अच्छी थी यार ” :’(


Mere pati aaloo lene gaye

Patni: Inspector ji, kal mere pati aaloo lene gaye , ab tak ghar nahi laute
Inspector: To tum kuch aur kyun nahi bana leti


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मैं times of india में काम करता था

लड़की: क्या करते हो

लड़का: मैं times of india में काम करता था लेकिन शोड दी

लड़की: क्यूँ

लड़का: कौन रोज रोज सुबह को अकबार फेकने जाये


Kya jugaad hai

kya jugaad hai


Main bhikhari nahi hoon

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Rahgir: To tum bheekh kyun maangte ho
Bhikhari: Kyun ki ye unme se sabse aasaan tarika hai


गुंडे समभा !!

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समभा : तू गन्दा
गब्बर : अबे साले गंदे
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