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Mere pati aaloo lene gaye :

Patni: Inspector ji, kal mere pati aaloo lene gaye , ab tak ghar nahi laute
Inspector: To tum kuch aur kyun nahi bana leti


Biology teach ne poocha dil kaha hai

Biology Teacher: Acha yeh batao dil kaha hota hai
Student: Saare ladke chilla kar jawab diya, “ladkiyo ke hostel mein”
Biology Teacher: Hehe , mera bhi :P


गुंडे समभा !!

गब्बर : गंदे
समभा : तू गन्दा
गब्बर : अबे साले गंदे
समभा: सरदार तू गन्दा
गब्बर: अबे चू*** Gun दे Gun !!!


मैं times of india में काम करता था

लड़की: क्या करते हो

लड़का: मैं times of india में काम करता था लेकिन शोड दी

लड़की: क्यूँ

लड़का: कौन रोज रोज सुबह को अकबार फेकने जाये


मजाक की भी एक हद होती है यार

मजाक की भी एक हद होती है यार

मैं लड़की के साथ डेट पर था और मेरे दोस्त ने उसके सामने आकर बोला

“कल वाली ज्यादा अच्छी थी यार ” :’(


Kya jugaad hai

kya jugaad hai


Chances of man winning an argument


Has mat pagali


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Mere pati aaloo lene gaye

Patni: Inspector ji, kal mere pati aaloo lene gaye , ab tak ghar nahi laute
Inspector: To tum kuch aur kyun nahi bana leti


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